What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 10:01

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
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Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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